Short Ride

Short Ride is a brutal, side-scrolling obstacle course game where every ride is a gamble with your limbs—literally. In this darkly comedic and ultra-violent game, your goal is to survive a dangerous bike ride filled with buzz saws, spikes, falling axes, crushing pistons, and other deadly traps. It’s gory, hilarious, and strangely satisfying for fans of over-the-top ragdoll mayhem.

Survive the Deadliest Bike Ride

You start by riding a bicycle or another unconventional vehicle and attempt to reach the end of each level while keeping your character as intact as possible. But things rarely go smoothly in Short Ride. Every bump, jump, and crash can result in losing a limb—or your head.

• Physics-based movement: Characters react realistically (and violently) to every impact, fall, or trap.
• Gruesome hazards: Avoid swinging spikes, explosive traps, rotating blades, and more.

Challenge Your Pain Threshold

Each level of Short Ride is like a deadly playground—designed to look innocent but packed with murderous intent. Sometimes, the only way to win is to accept you’ll lose a few limbs along the way. Strategic movement, careful timing, and a bit of luck are the only things standing between you and a full-body disaster.

• Multiple vehicles: Start with a bike, but unlock weird alternatives like carts and pogo sticks.
• Hidden dangers: Some traps are revealed only at the last second, making each attempt unique.

Key Strategies to Stay Alive (Mostly)

Short Ride is all about trial and error. These tips might save your skin—literally:

• Go slow when you can. Speed isn’t always the answer—often it’s a shortcut to decapitation.
• Use checkpoints wisely. Some levels have mid-points that let you retry from halfway through.
• Balance your landings. Awkward falls can cost limbs even if you avoid traps.

Dark Humor Meets Deadly Design

Despite the gore, Short Ride doesn’t take itself too seriously. The exaggerated injuries, ragdoll reactions, and absurd trap placement turn every failed attempt into a moment of twisted humor. Think of it as the video game version of a cartoon gone very, very wrong.

Whether you enjoy challenging physics games or just want to watch a stickman suffer hilarious fates, Short Ride delivers unforgettable chaos with every bike pedal. Just don’t get too attached to your limbs!